C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
That's when you crack a 10am beer
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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