brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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