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(317): View more from Indiana

i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick

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(770): View more from Georgia

Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?

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(416): View more from Ontario

Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever

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(514): View more from Quebec

Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.

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(614): View more from Ohio

All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

You brought string cheese to the strip club

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(314): View more from Missouri

i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night

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