Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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