she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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