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I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
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After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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