he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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