just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him