Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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