Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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