Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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