I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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