I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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