Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
