2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize