I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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