this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
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