i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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