do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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