yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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