Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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