Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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