Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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