I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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