I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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