try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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