There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
