I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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