Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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