me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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