Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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