Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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