i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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