THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
only you would photoshop your dick
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
my poor anus
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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