2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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