I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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