awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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