I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
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