Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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