just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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