i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
