I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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