i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
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