why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Let's get the cat blown out
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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