I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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