You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Randomize
