i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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