So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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