Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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