Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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