yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
