I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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