We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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