a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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