How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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