Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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