just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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